Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

by Azgorath February 08, 2012

Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

by TBONE74 April 01, 2019

Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

Minnesota Missile

Used to describe a large penis on a man from the state of Minnesota.

Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.

by DDHAN55118 March 25, 2009

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

jericho missile

A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.

Hey man I can't wait to get my hands on the Jericho missile.

by Jericho5216556 April 06, 2009

Guided Missile

A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.

*to le ugly girl*

Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"

Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"

*Joe now has a guided missile*

by al3jandro November 17, 2011