Dad

Something I don't have.

My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.

by Disappointment to my family January 16, 2017

Dad

The parent that shits in your bathroom. Also takes a ton of shit. Your dad is super loving actually, except most people find fathers to be inconsiderate fucks. No one cares if your father forced told you to buy your own house. And no one cares that your dad supports the 2nd amendment. Back to the other shitting part, his shits are fucking MASSIVE. I'm talking like holy shit massive, like your toilet cannot be unclogged massive.

Welp. My son is gay, the other is a right wing, and my daughter's a feminist. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself. Am I a good dad? Yeah.

by The Ugly Prince December 14, 2017

DAD

They always there for you regardless of life's problems.

Me : life is beating me down.
Dad : I know my girly

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd January 17, 2019

dad

hi dad

my dad was not present for my borthday

by ILikePeopleOfAge February 23, 2022

Dad

The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).

Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!

by DontAskForMyName February 15, 2015

Dad

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

by Al dawg January 31, 2020

Dad

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021