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Soft as A Motherfucker

Going S.A.M. is the opposite of going H.A.M.
Dude, I went S.A.M. in that bitch last night. SHit was awesome.
S.A.M. by Goin S.A.M. April 13, 2011

SMAD or S.M.A.D. 

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.
With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".
SMAD or S.M.A.D. by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009
Uh huh that's rightt you better do that

Damnn she s.a.m'ing you
S.A.M by pat b 609 August 13, 2009

s.m.a.r.t. 

super manly and ridiculously tricked-out

acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.
Steve and Tyler are so s.m.a.r.t. they have bright futures and hot girls.
s.m.a.r.t. by THEEMisterC June 14, 2011

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice
Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!
S.M.A.R.T by Ramer November 3, 2007