Magic 8-Ball

The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.

I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.

by PrinceMadness June 10, 2011

Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a divination device where you ask the ball a question, shake it, and then it gives you an answer.

But secretly, the answer comes from the Devil because if you take the numbers 1 to 8 (ie: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8) and add them up you get 36 and if you do the same with the numbers from 1 to 36 you get 666! The magic 8 ball is also black which of course everybody knows is the color of evil!

Joey: Hey Magic 8 Ball will I get a date with that hot blond Sally this weekend?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it! (Evil laugh echos in the ethers in the background)

by Sir Sarcasto February 6, 2017

behind the 8 ball

If you are behind the eight ball you are in trouble. In the pool game called
"eight ball" if you need to put the 5-ball in the pocket and the 8-ball is between
the 5-ball and the cue-ball, you have a difficult shot. You are not allowed to
use the 8-ball to hit the 5-ball.

Your behind the 8 ball in this situation.

by BIGRED07 June 26, 2008

Magic 8-Ball

A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.

"Do you remember the bald girl I went out with?"
"Yeah! Did you Magic 8-Ball her?"

by WiseYoungOwl August 12, 2017

canadian 8-ball

A Molson and a bowl of pot preferably while watching the Leafs eh.

Bob and Doug shared a Canadian 8-ball while the Leafs won the cup eh!

by MrHricinos December 27, 2013

pocketing the 8-ball

Snorting an entire 8-ball of cocaine up one's nostril.

With as crazy as John's acting, he must really be pocketing the 8-balls.

by notauser October 9, 2009

Karen 8-ball

Two glasses of red wine and a Sudafed(tm).

"I'd had a terrible day and my allergies were killing me. So, I had a Karen 8-ball and went to bed early."

by dafydd2277 May 26, 2021