8=D {()}

The version of sex that your parents won't understand.

Mom: What is this? 8=D {()}
Child: It's a happy alien and his spaceship with a forcefield

by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

8===D

a shovel.

doing some garden work! new plants coming in, got to 8===D some weeds.

by Ezekiel Wolfram December 29, 2011

8====D~

Penis in mid-ejaculation.

8====D~ - see?

by Mattlalalallaa September 13, 2011

8================================D

A long shovel or a D*ck

SSSsniperwolf likes to suck 8================================D

by SuckThemTitiNippi January 9, 2018

8=========================D

Male Genitalia

Person texts you "Hey what are you doing?"
You "Not much... Just stroking my 8=========================D."
Person "Have fun :D"

by Skull0298 August 23, 2012

8--------D

It's a wang you idiot.
it goes in the ((0)).

kris has a small 8-------D

by the nose February 24, 2003

8============D

txting penis

cant wait for tonight i'm gonna give you some 8============D

by patrick AKA BallsMcLongCock January 1, 2012