july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

July 4th

Rick Mob birthday poggers

Hey, it's July 4th.
Happy Rick Mob Day, bitch.

by SpideyMob February 21, 2021

4th of July

The song that’s broke most teenagers.

Boy : oh it the 4th of July !
Boy2: we all gonna die …
Boy: bro you good ?
Boy2: it the song you dumb

by Ryoswirlix July 2, 2022

4th of July

Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours

Jenny was excited about 4th of July

by Bigppboi70-1 July 4, 2022

Taste like 4th of July

taste like Jensen Ackles.

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.

by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021