4th of july

An excuse for people to post Instagram photos because they’re most likely sitting at home doing nothing.

“4th of July with my fam”

by Lil Pump D Rose July 1, 2017

July 4th

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx

Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.

by 👾🐌🫘 June 11, 2023

July 4th

Rick Mob birthday poggers

Hey, it's July 4th.
Happy Rick Mob Day, bitch.

by SpideyMob February 21, 2021

july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

Taste like 4th of July

taste like Jensen Ackles.

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.

by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

4th of July

The song that’s broke most teenagers.

Boy : oh it the 4th of July !
Boy2: we all gonna die …
Boy: bro you good ?
Boy2: it the song you dumb

by Ryoswirlix July 2, 2022