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Chapter 39 

Fuck.

Based on John Marr's Keep it in the Family book Chapter 39.
Go Chapter 39 yourself.
Let's Chapter 39.
Chapter 39 by Le Swish February 14, 2024

october 39

October 39 is the day you get to see numberblock 39
Numberblock 39: what a nice day eating apples! And i like October 39
Person: bruh damn October 39 is not real
october 39 by Robert darcy March 9, 2024

december 39 

december 39 is the day that you will get a life
person1: hey it's december 39th
person2: stupid
december 39 by yesimadude April 6, 2024
The person that got killed in the Person 38 article. Can magically come back to life. thats it.
Person 38: Z.
THE END
*Person 39 magically comes back to life*
Person 39: Who did just say "the end"?
Person 38: idfk
Person 39: Me neither
Person 39: by the way, are you ready for the 40s?
Person 38: wdym
Person 39: just look at my number and add one.
39 + 1 = 40
Person 38: Oh, about that...
*Person 38 and 39 chat*
Nuke incoming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 38: y r u o k a ⛵ Þ @ ?
Person 39: Stop talking gibberish
Person 38 why are you ok about that?
Person 39: cuz i can revive. how are you evacuating?
Person 38: like that.
*Person 38 disappears*
Person 39: wow
Person 39: time to die ig
*Person 39 gets nuked and dies a painful death*
*Person 39 magically comes back to life*
*Person 38 exists*
Person 38: Too easy.
Person 39: yeah, totally
Person 39 by The person creator January 19, 2026

drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)

When a bot on a socialnetwork (ex. twitter) retweets to a single person very often.
Drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)
<Input picture here>
an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
3-9-1 by jomilia November 30, 2010