march 2nd

The day the realest niggas are born.

Damn, I'm a real ass nigga, born on March 2nd.

by Citizenship for Mexicans October 16, 2019

February 2nd

Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.

“Yo see that (girl/guy), he was DEFINITELY born on February 2nd”

by MediumDickRandy October 21, 2019

May 2nd

National get a blowjob day

“Do u know what day it is”
“May 2nd?”
“national get a blowjob day”

by Littledickgang May 02, 2019

September 2nd

yeet anyone you want to this day

"hey cassidy it's september 2nd you know what that means"
"please don't yeet me

by hahhahahwh October 27, 2019

August 2nd

August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.

Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "

by Jesus mk2 July 08, 2021

January 2nd

bully your boyfriend day! does your boyfriend bully you and call it teasing? Well if so January 2nd is your day! You can bully and tease your boyfriend all you want without feeling bad! :)

G:haha take the L, you looser

B: why are you saying that?
G: because it’s January 2nd! Duh

by Nedwazoski January 02, 2020

August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.

“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”

by Kabib Argonoph October 16, 2019