Hot Pocket

When you put saran wrap on a girls vagina and then shit on it.

After engaging in oral sex I place saran wrap on my girlfriends vagina and hot pocket'd the shit outta her!

by Grant a.k.a. the hot carl champion January 14, 2004

Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and shoving it into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to eat it out.

Me: "Yo I just did that hot pocket technique on mah girl"

Friend: "The fuck is wrong with you?"

by MelonSaurus November 2, 2010

Hot Pocket

The act of blowing a load in a girl or guy's arm pit.

Kyle gave her a "hot pocket" last night and she loved it!

by DraftBruner April 6, 2009

Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.

When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.

by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009

Hot Pocket

A cooked Granade In Call Of Duty 4

Theres A Hot Pocket Coming In Strong!

by Ic3cub3d February 27, 2008

Hot Pocket

A Cooked Granade In Call Of Duty 4

Theres a hot pocket coming in strong

by Ic3Man February 28, 2008

Hot Pocket

The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.

When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......

by soruwm June 14, 2011