Noun: An intense, serious, often dramatic conversation. Usually between two people and usually in private. A Dude Seriously is so called because these conversations usually begin with one person saying to the other "Dude, seriously..."
Synonyms: hashing out, argument, man to man.
Synonyms: hashing out, argument, man to man.
Person 1 "I just walked into Lee's room and he was in there with Lauren. It was really awkward, I think they were having a dude seriously."
Person 2 "Ugh, that's uncomfortable. What was it about?"
Person 1: "Dunno. I turned around and walked back out right away."
Person 2 "Ugh, that's uncomfortable. What was it about?"
Person 1: "Dunno. I turned around and walked back out right away."
by VeganMac May 29, 2013

The type of individual that knows that he/she is funny but denies and does not show any ounce of laughter or any sort of smile.
Corey walks up to Dolly and cracks a seriously funny joke, she laughs out loud but he does not even show a smile.
by Gongostyles May 20, 2016

by Joe Coole August 6, 2008

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious
Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously
by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".
by MythHead123 October 28, 2021

Taken from a popular stand up comedian expression, this phrase is used when someone makes a bad joke, and there is a moment of awkward silence. Used to avoid embarrassment.
Host: and then HE said "that's no lady, that's an orang-utan!"
Guests: ...
Host: umm, now seriously folks... *continues normal conversation*
Guests: ...
Host: umm, now seriously folks... *continues normal conversation*
by Kizzang October 25, 2007

NOUN:
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
