Janked

Being janked refers to being extremely fucked up, as in being extremely drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

"Man, I'm so janked."
"Yeah me too. I'm jankity janked"

by Messed Jessed August 20, 2009

janked

Unpleasant looking; Ugly

Fuck, I look janked today.

by yobabyyobabyyo August 7, 2006

Jank

could be used instead of sick

meant as a compliment or an insult

MATE THAT IS WELL EFFING JANK INIT

by shreypreet, mehrinder, nadiarr May 12, 2010

jank

To steal something when the affected party is present, but not paying attention.

"Hey Joe, I just janked Bill's iPod while he was in the bathroom!"

by slangjoker92 March 13, 2007

jank it

v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

by Bad Paul October 12, 2008

janke

adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms

'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'

by Robert Lewis Marley October 15, 2008

Janke

Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.

"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."

by Stacey P. March 9, 2008