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Hairy-V trap

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.
by YAWA July 18, 2016
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V.H.K.

if you are reading this...i'm sending you v.h.k.
by Sherriloveiam September 19, 2011
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:V

A random face Spanish or Portuguese people love to spam online for no reason at all.
Utilicé Google Translate para obtener esto :V
by Shaydows August 8, 2018
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:v

"Pac-Man" face, overused commonly by Spanish people. You can easily identify if someone's Spanish or Portuguese thanks to the ":v"

Usually, it's used at the ending of a sentence. There's no meaning for this combination at all; People usually use it as a way to express sarcasm or irony.
When te echas una novia but resulta que era tu profesora :V
by Guineu August 29, 2019
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World war V

A war so intense that it skipped III and IV
by mojo.thunderpants May 5, 2009
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V line

A V-line usually shows the males penis size. The deeper the V the larger the penis.
His V line is very visible
by Word king July 14, 2017
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Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.)

Someone who is unable to control the volume or tempo of their voice.
girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.
by the real Mr. Sampson December 26, 2009
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