A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Get the what the jan mug.This quote simply means that life is in your control and that you’re the one who can shape your destiny. When being in control you also have the choice to take opportunities that come your way and create a new exciting chapter
Hey Jarrad your life is going downhill - seize the day, make the most of what the universe has to offer. Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it
by jazzaaaaaa November 1, 2025
Get the Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it mug.The official phrase dads say when you handed them exactly what they asked for - only to find out they didn’t actually need it
Dad: “Get me the half-inch wrench”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”
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Get the What is diddy blud doing on the calculator mug.See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.
Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."
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