An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
Get the Watering My Monkeymug. A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
Get the monkey bubblemug. Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
Get the Molasses Monkeymug. A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025
Get the grease monkeymug. by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021
Get the Grease monkeymug. When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
Get the Monkey sexmug. Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
Get the Monkey Fartsmug.