not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

Monkey Slam

The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.

*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!

by IceReapr November 17, 2025

chicken monkey balls

chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls; the school lunch that they serve us; the school wifi

Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Monkey Vox

Monkey Vox. Nasty disease spread by homosexuals. And the Eurovision Song Contest. (Monkey Pox).

Make Awful Music Great Again at the latest city to experience an outbreak of Monkey Vox.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this

Oscar is a manure monkey

by Splatella November 24, 2025

monkey with tenticles

what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds

Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

by school_chromebook_user November 26, 2025

Monkey ride

An position where a guy moves on a another guys dick like a rocking horse and makes monkey noises

I gave him a monkey ride

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025