Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.
Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"
by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024
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wasabi fingers

The inflammation of your fingers(sausage like) after having a nice hot and spicy piece of sushi only after dunking the sushi knuckles deep into a luscious mixture of soy sauce and potent wasabi.
You won't be able to text correctly with those wasabi fingers
by Ole faithful July 27, 2015
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Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.
Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.
by R E Dean July 28, 2018
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Finger bowl

My date plowed me right in the finger bowl late-night. Jokes on him there was some chili inside.
by Peanut 1 November 14, 2018
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Finger Bowl

When one has their fingers inside a moist vagina and they cup their hand underneath the vagina to collect the drippings
"Man I tried a finger bowl on Casey and she went nuts!"
Fingering
by Spaztikdoom July 30, 2017
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2 finger special

when a girl finger herself with 2 fingers aka masturbating
jamie: I've been so stressed lately
sam: why don't you go do that 2 finger special wink* wink*
by thatellie69 May 08, 2022
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finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.
"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom
by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018
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