crack ball stank

A phrase that encompasses how someone feels. It can be bad, good, or mad.

"A cop pulled me over today." "Crack ball stank!" -bad

"I just found $20!" "CRACK BALL STANK!" -good

"This mofo cut me off!!" "Crack ball stank!!" >=| -mad

by DaddyTrip November 14, 2010

Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020

bowling ball with legs

Some chick who is utterly to fat for the clothes she is wearing.

Clear a path... Clear a path... Move out of the fucking way for that BOWLING BALL WITH LEGS!

by sobriety sucks October 24, 2007

cunt sucker ball

a bitch ass hoe who acts like she dont wanna suck yo dick but you know she want it

Guy: hey u wana suck my dick?
Hoe: ew no, go away.
Guy: i know u want to tho, such a cunt sucker ball.

by killdkilld September 24, 2017

balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."

You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.

by DJChameleon January 4, 2011

Wisconsin Cheese Ball

When a large group of Wisconsinites covered in various cheeses have an orgy.

Hey can you bring the Swiss for the Wisconsin Cheese ball tonight? I'm bringing cheddar and muenster

by Obi-Wan Cannoli October 3, 2016