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Urban Dictionary

Dopest dictionary in the whole damn universe.
John cried tears of joy because of Urban Dictionary
by BobtheLob 35 March 8, 2017
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Urban

Having to do with the city.
When we came to San Francisco we came to the urban lands.
by Awesomedude25444 June 20, 2015
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pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
by My Password January 20, 2023
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Urban dictionary

A website where dumb apes make definitions that have no meaning.
by Dumb ape April 20, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."
by youngsallyface February 15, 2021
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Urban Igloo

An Urban Igloo is a geodesic dome formed from self-joining polygons made of recycled materials. It was invented in 2012 by a Pittsburgh-based designer for the purpose of disaster relief and homeless shelter, but has been expaned into a product-line for kids.
Observer 1: Is that homeless guy sleeping in a spaceship?
Observer 2: No, that's an Urban Igloo!
by Kardre February 23, 2013
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