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Monkey testicles

by F3rdy June 8, 2023
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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Damage Monkey

A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
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Monkey

A animal covered in hair also insult or response to my friends
1. Your a fucking Monkey
2. Shut your Monkey face ass up
by Stocx9 January 22, 2022
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homophobic gangbang monkey

the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis
person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there

person 2: what the fuck
by ifuckkids97 August 25, 2022
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is that a monkey?

Bob: hey Chris, is that a monkey?
Chris: idk
by risrassser12 August 22, 2022
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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