girl's bag

ɡərlz baɡ (noun):

A mysterious, bottomless pit of style, survival, and semi-organized chaos slung over a shoulder or clutched with purpose. Contents may include but are not limited to: five lipsticks in the same shade, receipts from 2019, gum with one lonely piece left, keys that play hide-and-seek, a mini hair salon, an entire pharmacy, snacks (for mood swings), and a wallet with exactly $0.83 in change.

✨Fashion Status: It's not just an accessory—it's a personality. A girl’s bag says, “I’m ready for brunch, heartbreak, and a zombie apocalypse—simultaneously.”

"Veronika pulled a phone charger, a Tide pen, and a mini bottle of hot sauce out of her girl's bag like it was Mary Poppins meets Sephora."

by yushahaa May 2, 2025

Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

by Violet Jones November 2, 2016

Primark bag

An Essex vagina. Loose, tanned, baggy, cheap and you can put anything inside it

“She’s rough AF, she’s got a right Primark bag on her!”

by Pinkstarbuck November 20, 2021

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024

Tiny Shrivel Bag

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".

I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!

by Hstrykid May 9, 2017

T-bag

Any person whose name starts with a t

My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag

by Unknown daddy 07 November 8, 2019