lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek

Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

by liell charwell May 23, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

treacherous man of the penis

a man that has given up and surrendered to the evil feminist culture. They usually act like SJW's and see everything as a microaggression. They like to harras people that are of cisgender, although most of the time themselves being cisgender seeing non-SJW's as white straight men using their white privilege. Often they abuse their "role" as a "feminist" to harras people that did nothing wrong and see's everything not with their exact political view as being bigots. also, they don t allow political opinions and think there is most than 2 genders and that sex and gender aren't the same. Some feminist use the word to degrade woman that don't support feminist movements because they think a woman has equal rights to men, although in that context it's a treacherous woman of the penis.

Harris is such a treacherous man of the penis. he is also an idiot feminazi.
ever since Carl joined UltraViolet he has been such a treacherous man of the penis.
Sofie is such a treacherous woman of the penis because she doesn't support women's rights!

by Huilmdude123456789 April 19, 2018