xElzu’s Penis

Won the award for the largest penis found in the world

Big watermelon hoe: xElzu’s Penis is so big
big booty hoe: I wish I could have it

by DankyOP July 16, 2023

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off

"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia

by Kadafer November 17, 2017

When you have consent to touch a penis.

Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.

by Creek_Jackson3764 November 20, 2021

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018