your dog gay lol

similar to "your mom gay lol" but to specifically catch people off guard by calling their dog gay instead of their mom

guy1: you suck
guy2: yeah but your dog gay lol
guy1: confused and scared

by sloppymemes May 9, 2018

big country corn dog

When you wrap both your hands around someone else's hand and masturbate.

Hey "chi chi" would like a big country corn dog?

by Cryspie March 11, 2019

Who let the dogs out?

Ask any teenager…..

Who farted?

FFS

who let the dogs out?

Open the windows

by Offensive Name February 11, 2023

Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Dog Man: Mothering Heights

Okay just admit that you read dog man -_-

Cool Dog Man: Mothering Heights book!!

by WEAR MASKS!! December 17, 2020

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022