wrecking ball pizza

that moment when you find yourself masturbating to Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball and you wrap a pizza around your dick

when paul walked in daves house he cought dave doing the wrecking ball pizza

by a crazy guy December 29, 2015

Ball Sack Fail

(adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:

(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.

Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.

by eastcoastd January 19, 2011

Cock and Ball Torture

Salvation

Give me that sweet sweet Cock and Ball Torture

by stupid...stupiid August 2, 2019

Wisconsin Cheese Ball

When a large group of Wisconsinites covered in various cheeses have an orgy.

Hey can you bring the Swiss for the Wisconsin Cheese ball tonight? I'm bringing cheddar and muenster

by Obi-Wan Cannoli October 3, 2016

wet rugby ball

What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.

Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.

He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.

by Cheeky Frank July 3, 2015

Poop Balls HD

Big frozen solid balls of poop that you see on YouTube with the best quality of video you can possibly imagine.

"hey would you like to go to the movies?"
"nah, ima go watch some Poop Balls HD."

by beepboopbopp January 23, 2021

Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."

You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.

by DJChameleon January 4, 2011