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massive brown trout 

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.
Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.
massive brown trout by GIL18 May 12, 2018
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Ivan Brown 

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.
Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.
Ivan Brown by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018

Chris Browned 

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.
BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.
His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

Bridie Brown 

There comes a time in every individual's life, where they have an embarrassing slip-up. For example, shitting in your pants or forgetting to wipe the correct amount - leaving brown stains on your cargo shorts. These moments are life-changing, career-ending and ultimately sad. For all the fallen victims who have encountered a personal Bridie Brown, you're not alone. 1300 22 4636
Georgie: Oh mah lawd, what's that smell?!

Harrison: Jesus, it appears someone's had an accident!

Elly: Yah, I think someone's done a Bridie Brown.

Lydia Brown 

Lydia Browns are so cool, interesting and funny.

They are so caring and sexy.

But also secretly badass as hell.
That Lydia Brown seemed really calm and sexy on our first date, then she bit my lip off.

Bobby Brown 

Grab a Bobby Brown. We’re going to a nice party and the host loves boutique beer.
Bobby Brown by McFizzzy August 5, 2018