Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

ding dong face

one who is being stupid, a general put down

whats up ding dong face

by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

poopy vagina face

a poopy vagina face is someone or something who looks like and acts like someone whos face is a vagina with poop on it. they tend to dislike awesome things. some will even go as far as to call you a poopy vagina face for calling them a poopy vagina face, but they dont yet realize that they are the real poopy vagina face.

did you and brian watch UFC last night? - john
no man, he made me watch a crappy movie instead! - andrew
dude he's such a poopy vagina face - john

by the master of masters March 11, 2011

stupid fuck face

anyone who's reading this

you're a stupid fuck face

by WTF?!?!?! July 12, 2003

fuck face

a dumbass boy who leads you on, screws you, and then screws you over. then, when he dains to acknowledge your presence, he acts as though you two are totally cool, when in fact you want to knock him to the ground and spit in his face

"He is such a fuck face for hooking up with other girls when he apparently has been telling someone else he wants a serious relationship with her."

by Cate88 March 2, 2008

Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

by Smooshface June 1, 2009

face time

A meeting "in person", such that both parties are present "in the flesh". No, videoconferences don't count.

"I need to get some face time with the boss if I ever want this project to be approved".

by droid June 21, 2003