Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it

Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped

Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.

by averagexeno May 5, 2020

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

penis hair

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

by Exploiter March 23, 2021

Penis

Long and huge UwU

Penis

by 69669696969 April 29, 2022

neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014