a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
Get the branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friendmug. by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019
Get the Friendmug. Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
Get the friends from Californiamug. A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.
Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.
by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023
Get the Super duper friendmug. True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with. Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to. Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card. Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy. A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner. They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with. Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too. Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement. Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy. A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner. They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with. Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too. Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement. Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
by anonymous September 1, 2018
Get the friendmug. nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀
by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022
Get the the friends💀mug. by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019
Get the Bad friendmug.