what the weeb

The expression you get when you see some dorky ass anime shit that only beta fanboys dream of, but in real life.

Weeb friend #1: Hey man check out this Geass x Endless Waltz collab pew pew.
Non weeb alpha bro: What the weeb???

OR

Weeb friend #2: Where's my P5 x Geass collab?
Non weeb alpha bro: Uhhh, what the weeb?

by WeebH8erade February 18, 2020

whats

The only correct way to abbreviate WhatsApp

Person A: Dmd you on whats
Person B (on WhatsApp): Oh hi!!

by itsmoon November 14, 2025

what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.

The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”

by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023

what the sigma

its a saying. basically its how you say what the fuck or what the hell but in a more brainrot way.

"yo bro, i lowkey like my cosuin ngl she lowk hot"
"erm what the sigma"

by bruhwhattheflip June 1, 2024

Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch

by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

what u up to

Shit

Heyyy, “ what u up too?”

by The bratttt January 11, 2022