Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

Nut

Another word for cum

Dude i just busted a fat nut

by Mongoosey October 31, 2019

Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.

I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.

by Furthefonufit October 31, 2019