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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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Down bad

Nuts full but bank account empty (just suffering )
That nigga Santino down bad he ain’t pussy in like 3 years and he broke
by Bigzaddyzay September 16, 2021
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New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.
I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!
by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011
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Man-me-downs

Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.
Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!
by Swiggs November 27, 2011
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Down a lap

Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.
he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.
by AMACNS March 26, 2017
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down with the clown frown

Being on a friendly basis with someone who is generally depressing but still amusing.
"Hey isn't that that weird Kyle kid? He really brings down a room." - Person A
"Hold your tongue, hussy, I'm down with the clown frown." - Person B
by Appleanche November 9, 2014
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hallie downs

by gayniggas uwu August 1, 2019
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