shit dog

an expression of disbelief
Can also be spelled "shit dawg"

We were in line for 7 hours.
Shit dog!

by Noleen April 13, 2005

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

Senegalese shit

eating only sweetcorn, peas and red chillies so that when one needs to take a crap, it will come up in the national flag colours of Senegal.

I had a Senegalese shit today.

by b0gbrush January 18, 2011

Mouth shit

When you're standing over a toilet, taking a piss, then you cough up phlegm and spit it into the toilet.

Damn, I was so sick, I took a mouth shit.

by JAC89 August 16, 2004

Shit Smear

A smear of shit left by one farting

You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.

by JiggaBoo Pie February 24, 2004

shit off

a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window

it's supposed to have an apostrophe in it

SHIT OFF

by bill the troll November 24, 2004

grate that shit

Aim high, but shave off the most unrealistic of the high aim.

Take a cheese grater and grate off the goal instead of cheese.

Matt: "Man, this magazine of ours is going to have a branch everywhere!"

Carma: "True that, but grate that shit!"

by Carma Chiffon September 2, 2009