Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
Get the Penis Diarymug. 
"Hey, were you at the party last night?"
"Man I was in the middle of it. Jake and his 5 other friends had some crazy peni."
"Man I was in the middle of it. Jake and his 5 other friends had some crazy peni."
by anonymous April 13, 2025
Get the Penimug. by Zaydaddy33 November 17, 2020
Get the Penismug. 
Get the PENISmug. When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!
by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023
Get the Penis Flytrapmug. Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018
Get the Skinny Penismug.