Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol

Cor I am off nut.

by go_again October 24, 2020

Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019

bingle nut

A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence

you're a bingle nut

by seasnark September 29, 2022

NUT

-never

-underestimate
-teachers

I’m gonna nut all over my school

by OIOIOIBAKAA December 19, 2024

Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall

Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025