pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"

by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025

dingle nut

It means a person who is being dumb

you dingle nut get back to sucking

by Copwoaa April 29, 2024

Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 5, 2023

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

Deez Nuts

Not Dem Nuts, nor Doze, but Deez.

DM me @this_name_though. we can talk about Deez Nuts

by this_name_though June 12, 2017

nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.

Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.

by Fire9388 December 27, 2020

No Nut November (NNN)

This is a month where all men and women will partake in a challenge to basically not orgasm through the whole of november. If the participants make ends meet, then they have the power to participate in DDD (Destroy Dick December)
Or DGD (Destroy Genitals December) for both the genders

Male 1: bro No Nut November (NNN) will be so hard! I can't simply just leave all my porn servers for this month!
Male2 : you want your friends to shun you out!

Male 1: FUCK YOU! -whips out dick and starts wanking-
Male 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

by fuck liam luyahan November 1, 2022