When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011
Get the Canadian Brown Eyemug. During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025
Get the brown shampooermug. by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017
Get the hal brownmug. "Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is +1 (623) 262 4183
by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024
Get the MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lumug. When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.
“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”
by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021
Get the Brown Jellyfishmug. by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022
Get the brown waterbottlemug. The asshole ring
by Blacknight2-00 January 2, 2020
Get the Brown Donutmug.