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Friendeled 

The act of passing gas while amongst friends to elicit a reaction.
I just friendeled. You had better open a window quick!
Friendeled by Alex Friendel June 26, 2016

friend points 

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship
Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!
friend points by kevin135! June 11, 2016
What a girl (Tori) says when she is trying to hide what guy (Joey) she really likes.

Friend Farm 

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.
When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.
Friend Farm by gambler325 June 16, 2016
Person 1) hey can I have some fries?
Person 2) sure, fried or baked?
Person 1) so you're after Frieds then
Frieds by That_chica July 24, 2016

Friend Fucker Philosophy 

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.