Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.
I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!
by anapvg5 April 22, 2010
Get the Dirty Hand Syndromemug. A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.
Where is Steve?
He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.
He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.
by wascrappenin January 5, 2011
Get the awesome office syndromemug. A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.
Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "
"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"
"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"
by LemonySnickets July 14, 2019
Get the Big Dick Syndromemug. When a teen popstar has a edgy image, but as soon as they turn 25 they act like a teenager. Opposite of Disney Star Syndrome.
Avril Lavigne at 17:
Why you gotta go and make things so complicated.
Avril Lavigne at 30:
Kawaii Hello Kitty!
Taylor Swift
At 18:
You were the best thing, that's ever been mine.
Taylor at 25:
I've got nothing in my brain!
Sara: Damn what happened to Taylor Swift
Mary: Avril Lavigne syndrome has hit her hard.
Why you gotta go and make things so complicated.
Avril Lavigne at 30:
Kawaii Hello Kitty!
Taylor Swift
At 18:
You were the best thing, that's ever been mine.
Taylor at 25:
I've got nothing in my brain!
Sara: Damn what happened to Taylor Swift
Mary: Avril Lavigne syndrome has hit her hard.
by ilikecupcakes March 15, 2015
Get the Avril Lavigne Syndromemug. 1. To effortlessly and creatively read bitches all day, every day.
2. A sick bitch, honey, who suffers from the condition in which she exudes fierceness and attitude so naturally that she effortlessly and creatively reads bitches left and right without breaking a sweat or, at times, even consciously.
2. A sick bitch, honey, who suffers from the condition in which she exudes fierceness and attitude so naturally that she effortlessly and creatively reads bitches left and right without breaking a sweat or, at times, even consciously.
Fierce bitch walks into room and throws shade on tired looking friend wearing comfortable sweats and no makeup: "honey, you look so pretty today."
Friend: "You mean bitch. You really do suffer from throwing shade syndrome. You must be one lonely bitch!"
Friend: "You mean bitch. You really do suffer from throwing shade syndrome. You must be one lonely bitch!"
by FierceBitch314 April 14, 2016
Get the throwing shade syndromemug. Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which the afflicted has such a visceral hatred for the 45th President that they see everything ever done or said by him in an extremely negative way. this extends at times to the activities of his supporters and even. politically neutral people. Large groups of TDS sufferers can be found in Twitter, Instagram, Youtube Comments sections, and this site.
John: Hey did you see what happened with George? he wont stop talking about Trump like hes some evil dictator.
Hunter: Yeah, i think he may have gotten Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Hunter: Yeah, i think he may have gotten Trump Derangement Syndrome.
by Generic Info Clearer March 3, 2021
Get the Trump Derangement Syndromemug. G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!
you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!
you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.
by arian_O March 20, 2010
Get the epic fail syndromemug.