Kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola

Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.

by Spamfritter August 11, 2008

nice one roy

something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.

Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!

by fringee December 17, 2008

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

one gene

a one gene is someone who is basically a person that is special, ugly, fat, stupid! they are basically one gene away from being plain wrong!!

he is short, ginger and eats mac d's everyday and thinks france is in england one gene!

by lianne mc February 7, 2009

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

Hold One

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).

I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.

by andy56 February 23, 2009