nut hogger

When some one is hogging all the nuts.

Ex: "Janet, stop being such a nut hogger!"

by Lobo Clone6 October 22, 2014

WhatchaMacallit ya nut

something you say when you are utterly baffled

"Whatchamacallit ya nut"

by the person that posted this April 27, 2018

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november

DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason

by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020

Nut Neighbor

When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.

1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!

by PuddinPack September 02, 2023

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 02, 2018

deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts

deez big nuts has big nuts

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 03, 2022

goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 23, 2020