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Van Cleveland Event

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?
by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019
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maddog clemonds

goes for older guys and is a part of the #juulsquad. very funny
maddog clemonds ur dumbbbb
by swagmoneybitchass February 15, 2019
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mr.clean

Like a good nieghbor mr.clean is there

Mr.clean:wats you need nigga
by Mr.Clean338 March 10, 2019
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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
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Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.
IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!
by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019
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Sooke Cleavage

A: Is Johnny a plumber?
B: No, why?
A: His Sooke Cleavage is showing
by Planet Ocean June 7, 2019
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Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.
by Sskatz June 12, 2019
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