bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014

bag of rucus

A bag fully equipped to the T with the very important drugs that bring the muthafuckin rucus.

GET THE BAG OF RUCUS.
MAN, YOU JUST PULLED A BAG O RUCUS OUTA YO POCKET

by Teknineeee February 20, 2009

BAG

Abbreviation for " bitch ass gypsy" adjective

When you are about to steal some copper, drink Coca Cola and smoke weed and your gypsy brother-cousin doesn't want to

-Why are you such a BAG you BAG.

by Ο Χριστός June 1, 2023

g-bag

A bag that contains thousands of dollars. Or used in a way to show how you got the bag

I just cashed in and got a g-bag
let's gooo got us some g-bags for the stack

by Zodidle August 6, 2020

slippery bag

A material pursuit with high inherent risk

"It's not Daquan's fault that he fumbled the bag. It was a slippery bag-- anyone would've fumbled."

by amster1999 December 17, 2023

Brown Body Bag Special

used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.

"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "

"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"

by Syn Gates October 21, 2008

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025