Tall-nut

(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.

Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!

by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

creepy nuts

Two guys at the pool, hitting on Nazuna cause they're not gay.

They also dropped a song that goes "Ano hi ringo no ki no shita kyouhan de" which kinda slaps.

One: ay yo bro you seen da new creepy nuts track?
Two: oh fo sho dawg it slaps too hard

by drop another hit big man August 12, 2022

nut dust

dry penis juice

example: omg! the pp juice turned into nut dust

by ikilldachair April 17, 2024

Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

No nut november

An internet challenge where guys won't watch porn, bust a nut or anything like that.

Joe: hey Billy, how's no nut november?
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.

by YourHellaStrange November 7, 2021