Getting the Ride

Irish coloquial term for having sex with a person other than themselves.

'Tom Comer was out getting the ride last night, I can smell Michael Gormley's aftershave off of him.'

by tom-comers-da September 22, 2022

A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022

big black hog rider

a hog rider with a bbc

Look its a big black hog rider.

by boyyyyyiiii November 16, 2022

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...

Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider

by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022

shitty kawi rider

any mf named brendan smith riding a kawi

goddamnn brendan is a shitty kawi rider

by 925.ybf December 29, 2022

harrison night rider

Term given to a female who has slept with black men yet she uses racist words in her daily speaking. Harrison Arkansas is consideted most racist city in america.

Amy you are a Harrison Night Rider! How can you say nigger yet you fucked how many black guys?

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023