Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

the moon is made of cheese boy, if you want to go to the moon, you better like Swiss

by chicken en rice. February 03, 2022

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.

Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.

by Whatshappining December 29, 2019

"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

by belaccable April 23, 2024

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1. *someone on a reality show is featured
“CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”

by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025