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national take your crush to chick-fil-a day 

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

National Kiss a Rich Boy day 

On November 1st it’s national kiss a rich boy day. Meaning someone who looks rich or has an outfit of 3000$ or more
Hey it’s National Kiss a Rich Boy day and your wearing expensive stuff let’s kiss

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

National Gabby Awareness 

When someone is offended really easily you would consider them as a gabby. Example would be calling gabby, her, instead of they. They are considered to be liberal bitches who use there boyfriends success as there own. If you see a weird girl with blue hair who gets offended easily for not identifying her as a helicopter she would be considered a gabby.
National Gabby Awareness

Normal person: Hello how are you?
Gabby: Excuse me? You? Hold my hydro flask while i tweet ab how offended i am.

National uppercut Your sister day 

It’s when you fucking destroy your sister cause she’s a little prick.
Ima fucking upper cut the shit outta you Stephanie”

“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day

national nap day 

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.
Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day