Jacks are complete douchebags. They are always up in everyone business, and seems to think that they run the whole god damn world. They think they are funny, but the only person laughing is himself. If you ever meet a Jack, Im sorry. He is a try hard.
by SavannahHillz October 9, 2019

Jack u
by Hello6479184 February 18, 2020

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
by RichardBachman August 5, 2013

an asshole just a real shitbag. so awful and all around a garbage guy. there is a reason people get called "jackasses". he is the reason. fuck off jack
by athofear September 18, 2022

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy
Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!
Conrad: What are you doing?
Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!
Conrad: What are you doing?
Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010
