Dick Pigeon

A girl who goes from guy to guy just for the hell of it. Also pigeons will scavenge for anything and are known to be the homeless beggars of the bird world, so a dick pigeon will go for any dick. Some would call this a whore but Dick Pigeon sounds more interesting.

Wow that girl up on the fourth floor is such a dick pigeon

by Douggie Fresh February 11, 2008

Urban Dicked

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.

Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.

by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

dicking around

v. messing around with someone or something.

stop dicking around, asshole

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dingo dick

When you lose your virginity and contract an STI in the Australian Outback and you don't remember how it happened.

Mate i think got dingo dick by some aboriginal woman last week whilst on a walkabout

by Blackie_Chaan October 20, 2015

MOBA Dick

A MOBA Dick is someone who is constantly trying to convince you to play MOBA games, such as League of Legends, or wanting you to sign up and give them credit, so that they recieve in-game rewards.

Friend: "Hey, wanna sign up for League, and tell them I told you about it?"
Me: "Dude, don't be such a MOBA Dick."

by Hellspwn August 20, 2013

dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

by HDS714braves May 21, 2020

Zika dick

When you contract the zika virus, you carry the virus for 6 months. You must abstain from sex for that period of time.

Dude I went on vacation in Mexico, now I have zika dick.

by Udustyoldqueef July 4, 2018