shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.

Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.

by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008

on ya ones

A phrased used to ask/be asked if your alone.

"Alright bruv u on ya ones?"

by bekiiboo92 May 22, 2008

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.

1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!

by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

The Dean One 2

A man whose manhood needs no proving.

Similar to The Dean One only supersized, The Dean One 2. A mythical net man with the ability to talk many women into marriage, giving up everything and moving across the country just by talking to them on the phone.

by maxwhitingfield March 9, 2009