Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

by Mr Gdem September 09, 2022

jack ludlam

aoifes soulmate

jack ludlam is aoifes soulmate 🍩😉

by aoifeludlam June 06, 2023

Jack Beecher

Really really stupid...

The kid in all the dumb classes, yeah that’s Jack Beecher.

by THATONEBIH34 December 12, 2019

jack hotspot

Areano Grande but spanish, male, and a gamer

I'm more of a Jack Hotspot type of guy.

by Morgainsa February 24, 2021

Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 11, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024