you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Friedlander

To reproduce like rabbits. Everyone knows of at least one family that is continuously having children and therefore must be referred to as a Friedlander family.

White: Yo Dunning, I went to Hudson Street to check out a rotating Christmas tree and that family got all Friedlander! There was like two new ones!
Dunning: I hear ya man. I can't keep track of their names anymore! Last time I was there I overheard them saying something about using solar power for their house to save on energy costs.
White: I'm not surprised. That Friedlander family must use a lot of electricity with all those children!

White: That whole family is in the Navy. Since they went all Friedlander there's enough of them that they could crew their own destroyer!
Dunning: Yo watch out, bad idea! Don't put a Friedlander family anywhere near weapons!

Friedlander by Eric N. White June 9, 2011

spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.

Ben: Hes such a fag!
Robert: No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!"

Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity has led her to become a spoogle fiend.

spoogle fiend by C-Bud July 26, 2008

masturbation fiend

An addict who is addicted to masturbation.

The chronic masturbation fiend masturbates to a photo of that handsome guy 3 times a day. The fiend uses lotion and other slippery substances to get off on his picture.

masturbation fiend by FDA unapproved April 14, 2010

friendster 

How to make the loser in high school feel loved and socially accepted.

Wow, I linked myself to Mac and Lydia on friendster and whatdayya know now I have 71,943 instafriends.

friendster by Elle November 22, 2003

friendster 

A place where people try to pat each other on the back and try to tell other people how great they are. But it never really happens because Friendster is a place where you can never get your messages out. Due to it being the slowest moving site on the f*ing earth.

1) I wanted to tell my frienster what a hottie they are, but the message wouldn't go through.

friendster by Susey December 17, 2003

friending 

the action of adding somebody as a friend for social networking sites or social community sites etc.

Someone's friending a lot of MySpace accounts to spam and get their ads make money.

friending by Lou Mark July 19, 2007